100 BEST WhatsApp Status in 2022 – joker english
100 BEST WhatsApp Status in english 2022 , best status for facebook and instagram and telegram
1-Love does not dominate, it cultivates.
2-Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.
3-Don’t rush things. Anything worth having is worth waiting for.
4-Sometimes I keep my feelings to myself because it’s hard for someone else to understand them.
5-Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got.
6-Stop cheating on your future with your past. It’s over.
7-In life you’ll realize there is a purpose for everyone you meet. Some will test you, some will teach you, and some will use you. But most importantly, some will bring out the best in you.
8-A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
9-When you see a falling star to night, make a wish, it will come true because I wished and I found you.
10-Though an old man I am but a young gardener.
11-The joy you bring to my life is immeasurable.
12-May be it’s not always about trying to fix something broken. May be it’s about starting over and creating something better.
13-Today, I am doing my part to conserve energe, I’m going back to bed.
14-Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
15-Don’t just wait. Make it happen.
16-Never give up on a dream just b’coz of the time it will take to accomplish it. The time will pass anyway.
17-In women everything is heart, even the head.
18-I think its time I let go of the past, live in the present, and look forward to the future.
19-That depressing moment when you dip your cookie into milk for too long, it breaks off, and you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
20-I need a Google in my mind 🙂 and an Anti-virus in my heart..
21-I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
22-When my absence doesn’t alter your life, then my presence has no meaning in it.
23-Never let your memories be greater than your dreams.
24-We never understand how little we need in this world until we know the loss of it.
25-I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice 😉 😀
26-I have honestly tried to let you go, I have honestly tried to forget you, I have honestly tried not to think of you but I honestly can’t cause I honestly don’t want to.
27-A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.
28-Do something good every day.
29-You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you…
30-We spend most of our time talking about nothings mean so much more to me than so many somethings.
31-I wanna be the last number you call late at night and the first one that you dial when you open your eyes.
32-Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.
33-My silence doesn’t mean that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand!!!
34-Most people spend their time trying to find someone to sleep with, instead of finding someone worth waking up to.
35-When you have someone special in your life, don’t ruin it by making stupid decisions.
36-Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire:-D
37-Why Do I Always Wake Up Tired And Fall Asleep Wide Awake.
38-Today I am what I am Because of my yesterday’s choices. And where I shall be tomorrow Will be decided today.
39-Anyone who thinks that sunshine is pure happiness, has never danced in rain.
40-In the end, its not going to matter how many mistakes you made, but how you used them to make you a stronger person.
41-I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
42-Apologizing doesn’t always mean you are wrong and the other is right. It just means you value your relationship more than your ego.
43-Loving someone might mean taking chances, but they’re worth taking.
44-I don’t care what ppl say anymore I’ll do what i want too.
45-My home is in heaven. I am just traveling through this world.
46-I don’t insult people, I just describe them.
47-The language of friendship is not words, but meanings.
48-Be thankful for all you have, because you never know what will happen next.
49-You ignored the softness of my heart and get ready to believe on my mean behaviour.
50-If you cannot solve it, it is not a problem, It’s reality.
51-Readers are plentiful: thinkers are rare.
52-Good things come in good time.
53-You are not born a winner; you are not born a loser. You are born a chooser.
54-Let go of those who bring you down and surround yourself with those who bring out the best in you.
55-Never be afraid to try something new because life gets boring when you stay within the limits of what you already knew.
56-Have faith that things will work out, maybe not how you planned but how it’s meant to be.
57-Relax we’re all crazy it’s not a competition !
58-Destiny is what it is or is it what we make it to be?
59-May you follow your dreams and always believe in yourself. Keep your eyes on the stars and hope in your heart.
60-I am totally in the hands of the Lord.
61-The hardest part about loving someone, is watching that person love another person.
62-I love texting instead of phone calls because it gives me more time to think what to say 😉
63-Best Advice: Silence is the best answer for all questions and smiling is the best reaction in all situations.
64-A million feelings, a thousand thoughts, a hundred memories, all for one person.
65-Come, let us take our fill of love until the morning: let us solace ourselves with loves.
66-Why does Facebook want to know what I am thinking? Do they not realize that is classified and somewhat scary information??
67-Never regret anything because at one time it was exactly what you wanted.
68-I love you so much that it hurts not having you by my side with each passing day. I miss you, I need you, I want you.
69-No one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
70-I don’t know where I stand with you. And I don’t know what I mean to you. All I know is everytime I think of you, all I wanna do is be with you.
71-My dream is to fly..over a rainbow..so high..
72-Dear PAST, thank you for all the lessons. Dear FUTURE, I’m now ready.
73-I love photos, because the best thing about it is that it never changes even when the person in it does.
74-If people are trying to bring you down it only means that you are above them.
75-My parents treated me like I had a brain which caused me to have One.
76-It’s impossible to find somebody who will never make you cry. So get the next best thing, find someone who’s worth all the pain.
77-A hug does so many things. It brings joy and comfort for those who get them.
78-My favourite kind of people are the relatives who give money when they leave. 😀
79-To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
80-You see a person’s true colors when you are no longer beneficial to their life.
81-Sometimes the last thing you want to hear is the first thing you need to hear.
82-We always ignore the ones who adore us, and adore those who ignore us.
83-Sitting in class wondering how the hell the teacher got the job.
84-Be thankful for hard times in your life; try not to look at them as bad things but as opportunities to grow and learn.
85-I live in a world full of people pretending to be something they are not.
86-The two hardest things to say in life are hello for the first time and goodbye for the last.
87-I Want a Man who will ruin my lipstick, not my mascara !
88-Don’t be afraid to make mistakes.
89-It’s hard to answer the question “what’s wrong” when nothings right.
90-Sometime it’s all about presentation. The sun does all the work, the moon only presents it in a better way.
91-If it is important to you, you will find a way. If not, you will find an excuse.
92-Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.
93-Never give up on something or someone that you truly belive in.
94-Don`t make promises you can`t keep.
95-If they talk to you about somebody, they will talk to somebody about you.
96-When you have money in your hand, only you forget who are you but when you do not have any money in your hand, the whole world forget who you are. Its life.
97-My first name and your last name would sound great together.
98-Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
99-Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life 😛
100-People wear masks to see who cares enough to see through it. I built a wall around me to see who would be brave enough to climb it.