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The Top 100 Quotes of All Time 2022

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The Top 100 Quotes of All Time 2022

The Top 100 Quotes of All Time 2022 (1)
The Top 100 Quotes of All Time 2022 (1)

1-People need to lose the attitudes today b’coz I am NOT in the mood.

2-Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.

3-If she’s amazing, she won’t be easy. If she’s easy, she won’t be amazing. If she’s worth it, you won’t give up. If you give up, you’re not worthy.

4-Every memory is precious. Whether it is a bad one or a good one, they overall shape us for who we are today. So don’t let any of them go.

5-Have you ever wondered which hurts the most? Saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?

6-Dont stop running if you find something worth chasing.

7-In about 20 years, the hardest thing our kids will have to do, is find a username that isn’t taken.

8-You know someone means a lot to you when their mood can easily affect yours.

9-The space between your heart and mine is the space we will fill with time.

10-I believe in LOVE at first sight because Im loving my MOM since I opened my eyes.

11-I don’t care if it’s not a perfect relationship, I just want it to be real.

12-Change your priorities, before u become an option 🙂

13-Hey there ! WhatsApp is using me .

14Success is never final. Failure is never fatal. It is courage that counts.

15-Finding friends with the same mental disorder as you …….. Priceless 🙂

16-Sometimes the strongest people in the morning, are the ones that cry themselves to sleep at night.

17-Thinks you should never take life too seriously no one ever makes it out alive! so just chill out..

18-Beauty isn`t measured by the number of likes of your picture on Facebook..

19-Promises are like babies. Fun to make but hell to deliver.

20-The worst part of life is waiting. The best part of life is having someone worth waiting for.

21-With women the heart argues, not the mind.

22-Take it easy – But take it !

23-Never forget to say I love you if you love someone b’coz you’ll never know when it might be the last time.

24-Never argue with an idiot, People watching won’t be able to tell the difference.

25-Hanry says my mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely..

26-You can’t be happy unless you are unhappy sometimes.

27-Life is like a mirror … we get the best results when we smile at it 🙂

28-It sucks when you realize you rejected other people for that one person who wasted your time.

29-I think everybody’s weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embrarrassed or ashamed of it.

30-Time is the coin of life. Only you can determine how it will be spent.

31-I want to be the only shoulder, you want to cry on.

32-Relationships are a lot like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize it’s just a bunch of crap you don’t need.

33-Salary is the SI unit of Aukaat in India -_-

34-Is finally driven to the point were they finds comfort in lies and shuns the truth.

35-we all live under the same sky but we don’t all see the same light.

36-Unplanned moments are always better than planned ones.

37-We all have that person you can text for hours and not get bored.

38-Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

39-Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.

40-When your plan doesn’t work, don’t take too much time to think about it. Make another plan.

41-Why be mean to animals when they treat u better then people!!!!

42-Sometimes people come into your life not to love you but to make you feel that you are worth loving.

43-Nothing under the sun is ever accidental.

44-Don’t look back. You are not going that way.

45-Every new day is another chance to change your life.

46-Time passes, memories fade, feelings change, people leave but hearts never forget.

47-I am not weird I just find creative ways to entertain myself.

48-You will laugh because you feel like a fool…

49-The best things in life are free like Love, Respect, Patience and Kindness.

50-Loving you is like breathing How can I stop?

51-Some of us are just trying to get through the day without falling apart.

52-Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back.

53-Live your everyday of life like its the last day of your life.

54-An apple in a day keeps anyone away, If you through it hard.

55-Success is the Best Revenge

56-We never know where inspiration may come from. Thank you lord for helping us keep our eyes open to the magic in the day.

57-You can ignore me for as long as you want, but you can never change the memories that I brought in your life.

58-Every time i drink i get awesome 🙂

59-I’ll be yours forever, just tell me when to start.

60-In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life. It goes on.

61-Choose to be happy.

62-Money can’t buy friends but you can get a better class of enemy.

63-A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness and just stupid enough to admire it.

64-Be yourself, who else is better qualified?

65-Always say goodbye with a smile for those you love. It may be the last time you’ll ever see them.

66-The best things in life are FREE …. Family, Friends, Smiles, Hugs, Kisses, Love, Sleep, Good Memories.

67-Its amazing how crazy i feel when my phone vibrates and I’m begging it to be you.

68-Dont make me laugh. I’m trying to be mad at you.

69-I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

70-Let me hurt your face, may be I got a little relief by doing this.

71-If someone really loves you, they wouldn’t let you slip away no matter how hard the situation is.

72-Plese don’t talk to me, I get attached too easily.

73-If you treat me like an option, I’ll leave you like a choice.

74-If you don`t want me to cross the line, then don`t draw one.

75-The best date is to be with someone who can take you anywhere without touching anything but only your heart.

76-Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.

77-Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones.

78-People who like to judge and throw accusations around are really just trying hard to cover up their own issues and insecurities.

79-Do not go where a path may lead. Instead go where there is no path and leave a trail.

80-When you miss someone, you keep checking their profile.

81-When words fail, tears speak..

82-I think, therefore I am.

83-There are 4 things you can never recover, The stone..after the throw. The word..after it’s said. The occasion..after it’s missed. The time..after it’s gone.

84-Excuse me, Can you show me where the real people are? I can’t seem to find them in this world.

85-Sometimes you tell someone to never call you again and then the phone rings and you hope it’s them …. Its the most twisted logic of all time.

86-Just because you cant see the air doesn’t mean you stop breathing. And just because you cant see God doesn’t mean you stop believing.

87-Facebook really needs a `No one cares` button..

88-Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.

89-Mission one accomplished, I woke up.

90-Dear Monday, can you please die or go to hell. 🙁

91-Life is very short to argue and fight. Count your blessings, value your friends and move on with your head held high and a smile for everyone.

92-Remember: someone is happy with less than you have.

93-If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.

94-History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.

95-Being single is not a big deal b’coz sooner or later you will find your true love.

96-Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year.

97-Sometimes, someone says something really small and it just fits right into this empty place in your heart.

98-I like having low self-esteem it makes me feel special.

99-People with the greatest advice usually have the most problems.

100-We have all got that one friend who eats twice as much as you do but never seems to gain any weight.

 

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