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Latest and best status 2022 – joker english
Latest whatsapp status and best status 2022
1-If you like me, tell Me. if you miss me show it and if you love me, PROVE IT.
2-Women fall in love by what they hear and men fall in love by what they see. That’s why most of the women put make up and most of the men lie.
3-You can teach math science history philosophy but you can’t teach common sense.
4-I am single but not available.
5-When it seems like nobody cares, God cares. When it seems like nobody is there for you, God is ready to listen.
6-Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.
7-The bridges you cross before you come to them are over rivers that aren’t there.
8-Put your idea into action and you will succeed.
9-I hope Karma slaps you in the face before i do.!!
10-My mom thinks my friends are bad influences. but honestly, I am usually the one coming up with the ideas.
11-I never stopped loving you, it’s just I stopped showing it.
12-Sooner or later it wont all be about looks anymore, it will be about whats inside, trust, loyalty and honesty and finding true happiness.
13-You’ll never find a rainbow if youre looking down.
14-A pair of star-crossed lovers.
15-Don’t say we are not right for each other. The way I see it, we are not right for anybody else.
16-We should love, not fall in love. B’coz everything that falls, gets broken.
17-If you can’t fly then run, if you can’t run then walk, if you can’t walk then crawl but whatever you do you have to keep moving forward.
18-When you cant do anything else, LAUGH.
19-Admit it, sometimes, even when your crush does something really weird, it still looks cute for you.
20-Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist 😛
21-Explaining why I love you is like explaining how water tastes “completely impossible”.
22-Control Your Anger. It is One Letter Away From Danger.
23-Look at me. You may think you see who I really am, but you’ll never know me.
24-Never give up on what matters the most to you. Keep fighting for what you want.
25-He who is devoid of the power to forgive is devoid of the power to love. –
26-God does not make mistakes but he does miracles. I am one. You are too.
27-Hearts know things that the eyes don’t see and feels things that the mind cannot understand.
28-Don’t waste your time with explanations, people only hear what they want to hear.
29-Love and Hope is all you need. If you believe, you will always succeed.
30-To love is nothing. To be loved is something. To love and be loved is everything.
31-No surprises, my heart can’t take it.
32-I may not be the best but I’m definitely not like the rest.
33-He stole my heart…So I stole his last name.
34-Love consists in this, that two solitudes protect and touch and greet each other
35-You are gonna need therapy after you meet me..
36-The one you allow to anger you, conquers you..
37-At last! I finally found the perfect girl 🙂
38-Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.
39-The second half of a man’s life is made up habits he has acquired during the first half.
40-Don’t depend too much on anyone in this world. Even your shadow leaves you when you are in darkness.
41-Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and make bad decisions.
42-Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking.
43-Sometimes it’s the smallest decisions that can change your life forever !
44-Three things cannot be long hidden …… The sun, The moon and The truth.
45-YOU want it? Then FIGHT for it.
46-Pillow is my best hair stylist – Waiting for better tomorrow!
47-Etc= End of thinking Capacity.
48-Appreciate your parents. You never know what sacrifices they went through for you.
49-Man is at his best when doing what he loves most and at his worst when doing nothing.
50-My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day
51-Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.
52-I don’t need to explain myself, I know I’m right.
53-Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you.
54-When someone doesn’t like something, it’s often because they are not familiar with it, or they are too familiar with it.
55-Everyday passes by and i am one step closer to the best thing in my life.
56-GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine 😉
57-I have had a horribly busy day converting OXYGEN to CARBON DIOXIDE.
58-Time has a wonderful way of showing us what really matters.
59-No fake people required when I have some real ones in my life!
60-I would like to shot by Hitler instead of living with a rude friend like you.
61-Argument wins the situation but loses the person. So never argue with your loved ones; Because the situation is not important than Your Loved Ones.
62-All you need is love.
63-If you want to feel rich, just count the things you have that money cant buy.
64-What is the main reason for failure? I think its EXAMS. What do you think?
65-Love is like two people holding a rubber band, we pull, then when one person let’s go, it’s the person who held on that gets hurt..
66-The best love story is when you fall in love with the most unexpected person at the most unexpected time.
67-The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.
68-Food, Water, Sleep, Love, Whatsapp, Repeat it.
69-The only things in life you regret, are the risks that you didn’t take.
70-Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.
71-The day you stop worrying will be the first day of your new life, anxiety takes you in circles, trust in God and become free.
72-When you see a person without a smile, give them yours.
73-SINGLE is not a relationship status. Its a word describing your loneliness. If you ask me, yes I’m SINGLE.
74-I may be wrong… but i Doubt it !!!
75-The problem is not a problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do you understand?
76-S.I.N.G.L.E = Strong, Independent, Noticeable, Generous, Loving, Enlightened
77-Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
78-None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.
79-It doesn’t matter what you look like on the outside. It’s what’s on the inside that counts.
80-There are some people in life that just makes you laugh a little louder, smile a little bigger and live a little bit better.
81-Never forget who was there for you when no one else was.
82-Real men stay faithful. They don’t have time to look for another woman b’coz they are too busy looking for new ways to love their own.
83-Surround yourself only with people who are going to lift you higher.
84-Never look at what you have lost. Always look at what is left with you.
85-YOUR dream is to have an iphone 5 but poor peoples there dreams are to go to school.
86-Remember the five simple rules to be happy, Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.
87-People will always tell you what you did wrong but hesitate to compliment you for what you did right.
88-Is posting on Twitter that he is updating his Facebook status update.
89-Person you love is 72.8% water.
90-LIFE is a given. LIVING is optional. Don`t be a passenger when YOU are already the CAPTAIN.
91-Roses are red Sky is blue ..Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two !!!
92-It’s not my attitude it’s my style!
93-My heart is not a playground, go play somewhere else.
94-The best makeup is your smile. There is no beauty like the one that comes from inside of you.
95-I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don’t treat me right – shame on you!
96-Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.
97-Tongue has the slightest weight, yet some people cannot hold it.
98-Stop thinking in terms of limitations and start thinking in terms of possibilities.
99-Every heart has a pain. Only the way of expressing it is different. Fools hide it in eyes, while brilliant hide it in their smile.
100-Words mean very little, but actions mean everything. Don’t just say it, show it.