facebook status in english 2022 – joker english
facebook status in english 2022
1-If you are not the one, then why doses my heart tells me that you are?
2-I’m a good boy with bad habits 😛
3-I always advise people never to give advice.
4-If youre willing to chase me, I promise to run slow.
5-If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
6-I am not Perfect. I make mistakes and I hurt people. But when I say SORRY I actually MEAN it.
7-There is something wrong with my cell phone. It does not have your number in it.
8-Sometimes, its not what you say that matters, its what you don’t.
9-My Girl = My Life …. Touch Her = Your Last Day On Earth.
10-I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
11-Relationship is like a book, it takes few seconds to burn but years to write. So write it carefully n never let it burn.
12-Sometimes you have to be your own hero b’coz sometimes the people you can’t live without can live without you.
13-Relationships are more important than Ego.
14-Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth: for thy love is better than wine.
15-I am not perfect but loving you makes me the best. ♥
16-Before you act, listen. Before you react, think. Before you spend, earn. Before you critize, wait. Before you pray, forgive. Before you quit, try.
17-Your tongue can not reach all your teeth.
18-Good relationship doesn’t need promise, terms and conditions. It just needs a *She* who can trust and a *He* who can be loyal.
19-Most of us are just about as Happy as we make up our MINDS to be.
20-I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!
21-A coward is incapable of exhibiting love, it is the prerogative of the brave.
22-All would live long, but none would be old.
23-Happiness is not the absence of problems, it’s the ability to deal with them.
24-I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
25-I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!
26-That awkward moment when you accidentlly hit send while deciding whether or not you were going to send it.
27-No need to know where I’m going, just need to know where I’ve been.
28-Confidence is what makes a girl beautiful.
29-A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.
30-I May Not Be Prefect, But I’m The Best You’ll Ever Have. You’ll Realize It The Day I Stop Coming Back.
31-If someone hurts you, don’t mind it. It is the law of nature, “The tree that bears the sweetest fruits gets the maximum number of stones.”
32-A wise man never knows all, only fools know everything
33-Those who say sunshine brings happiness have never danced in the rain.
34-Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
35-Lets learn to ignore selfish people just like the way we ignore Terms and conditions of any software.
36-When I look back on my life, I see pain, mistakes and heartache. When I look in the mirror, I see strength, learned lessons, and pride in myself.
37-HUMAN BRAIN: Forgets what we want to remember and remembers what we want to forget.
38-The problem with the world is that, people think happiness comes from someone else.
39-To gain something you’ve never had, you have to do something you’ve never done.
40-God often removes someone from your life for a reason. Think before you chase after them.
41-The person who can find sorrow behind your smile… words behind your silence and love behind your anger, is the person who can hold you forever.
42-Beauty is power; a smile is its sword..
43-You can do anything, but not everything !!!!
44-In the end you will see who’s fake, who’s true and who would risk it all for you. And trust me, some people will totally surprise you!
45-Don’t gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold…
46-Everybody’s online, except the one you actually want.
47-Sometimes our hearts lead us to places we may be afraid to go and yet sometimes we just need to “follow our hearts”.
48-If a guy treats you like a princess then he surely wants to be your prince.
49-There is a reason God put our eyes on the front of our body. It’s so we can see where we are going, not where we have been.
50-A joy shared is a joy doubled.
51-You are my love, my passion, my pride. I always want you by my side.
52-Life is tough. It’s even tougher if you’re stupid.
53-If somebody really cares about you they will never put you on the back burner.
54-Letting go of the bad memories, makes room for the good memories.
55-Its better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people.
56-Save water drink beer.
57-Rules are n’t followed by me, i make themselves for ME !
58-My heart is stolen…can I check your bra?
59-I love those people who can make me laugh during those moments when I feel like I can’t even smile.
60-Life is to Taste, not to Waste !
61-Learn to appreciate what you have before time forces you to appreciate what you had
62-If Saturday and Sunday dont excite you, then change your friends and If Monday does not motivate you, then change your profession.
63-Can there be a love which does not make demands on its object?
64-Sometimes the easiest things to hold on are hardest to let go.
65-Some people are going to leave but that’s not the end of your story. That’s the end of their part in your story.
66-Life is not always what we want it to be. Sometimes, it’s what we never knew we need it to be.
67-When I miss you, I read our old messages. :’)
68-Our memories of yesterday will last a lifetime. We’ll take the best, forget the rest, and someday we’ll find these are the best of times.
69-Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so.
70-People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isn’t that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, don’t change who you really are..
71-Miracles start to happen when you give as much energy to your dreams as you do to your fears.
72-I believe that love cannot be bought except with love.
73-Once in a while right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairytale.
74-Hey there! be there.
75-No matter if my name is not big, but I have done big works.
76-Sometimes people don’t realize what they are made of until someone shows them how amazing they really are.
77-Say What You Mean But Mean What You Say.
78-Don’t be afraid to make mistakes. Be afraid of not learning from them.
79-Win as if you are used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change.
80-You can’t handle my undivided attention.
81-Ice melts when Heated, Eyes melts when Cheated.
82-What`s better? A lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?
83-I dont know much about algebra but what I do know is you plus me equals forever.
84-The people who appear strongest on the outside are the weakest within
85-I have many problems in my life. But my lips don’t know about those problems. They always SMILE.
86-All relationships have problems. It just all depends if you two are strong enough to get through them together.
87-Fair skin and black money will get you much admiration in this grey world !
88-Knowing that you are loved by someone is the best feeling you could ever have.
89-Women fall in love in the presence of a man, while men fall in love in the absence of a woman.
90-You need to have enough courage not only to come to somebody’s life, but also to stay in it.
91-A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.
92-It’s very easy to hurt someone and say sorry but it’s very difficult to get hurt and say it’s OK.
93-It seems when you want someone, they don’t want you. And when someone wants you, you don’t want them. And when you both want eachother, something has to come around and mess it up.
94-Everything in life can’t make you happy. Everything in a day can’t make you satisfied but there is one thing which makes you feel good … Thats the LOVE for you in someone’s eyes.
95-Hey there! I am using Hamam soap !
96-Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.
97-Says the only constant is change, except from a vending machine.
98-Any one need relationship advice? Message me and i’ll be here for anyone 🙂
99-Don’t think of the things you didn’t get after praying. Think of the countless blessings God gave you without asking.
100-Never run after a bus or a girl. There will always be another one.