Collection of Unique Whatsapp Status 2022 – joker english
1-Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come.
2-If at first you don’t succeed blame someone else and seek counsling.
3-Girls who say “a lot of guys are after me” should remember that cheap prices attract many costumers.
4-Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
5-Saying what you really want and mean, will always save you from relationship misunderstandings…
6-Just because you miss someone, does not mean you need them back. Missing is just a part of moving on.
7-The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
8-Some people might be less attractive but once you get to know them they are hot as hell.
9-Everyday is not the same then how can you expect everyoen to be the same everyday.
10-One of the few things that can’t be recycled is wasted time.
11-Someone’s opinion of you does not have to become your reality. Surround yourself with people who make you a better person.
12-There’s a story behind every person. A reason why they are the way they are. Think about that before you judge someone.
13-Communism is like prohibition – it’s a good idea, but it won’t work.
14-If you wait to be happy you will wait forever, but if u start to be Happy you will be happy forever..
15-Available when get WiFi Network !!
16-Good relationship doesn’t need promise, terms and conditions. It just needs a *She* who can trust and a *He* who can be loyal.
17-My heart is in the right place, I know, because I hid it there.
18-Sometimes hearing the music is just the best way to ignore the world
19-Nothing is perfect, but when I’m with you everything is perfect.
20-The thought of being with you tomorrow gives me the strength to go on today.
21-I may not be there yet but Im closer than I was yesterday
22-coins always make a sound but the currency notes are always silent,So when ur value increases, keep urself calm and silent
23-There are big ships and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship.
24-Everyone has secrets. Everyone has wounds, some deeper than others. But not everyone has someone to heal them.
25-Silence is text easy to misread.
26-Love the heart that hurts you but never the heart that loves you.
27-When you meet me, you think I am quiet. Then you get to know me and just wish I was quiet.
28-Don’t be ashamed to be different. Be proud that God made you like no one else.
29-Awkward moment when you wave and smile at someone but they dont see you.
30-It’s time now to let go of the past and embrace all that awaits you!
31-All love shifts and changes. I don’t know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time.
32-NO matter how worthless you think you are, There’s at least one person who thinks you are amazing.
33-The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom
34-The person who loves you more will fight with you daily without any reason but whenever you are sad that person will fight with the world to end your sadness.
35-You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the last one.
36-Life is meaningless only if we allow it to be. Each of us has the power to give life meaning, to make our time and our bodies and our words into instruments of love and hope.
37-If you really want to do something, you’ll find a way. If you dont, you’ll find an excuse.
38-It’s funny how many lies can be packed in one LOVE LETTER.
39-Don`t go that extra mile for someone who isn`t even worth the run.
40-Our prime purpose is to help others. If you can’t help them, atleast don’t hurt them.
41-The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship
42-There is nothing more amazing but women’s brain !
43-How other see you, is not important…How you see yourself means everything.
44-When you absolutely believe in yourself and your ability to succeed, nothing will stop you.
45-I may not be rich in money, but I am rich in things money can’t buy.
46-I’m jealous of my parents. I will never have a son so cute as they have.
47-People don’t always need advice. Sometimes all they need is a hand to hold, ear to listen and heart to understand.
48-Life is not the amount of breaths you take, its the moments that take your breath away.
49-They say nothing lasts forever, We’ll have to prove them wrong.
50-When you stop trying to find the right man and start becoming the right woman, the right man will find his way to you.
51-Don’t take revenge. Those who hurt you already lost you.
52-Change is a funny thing. We’re never quite sure of what we’re becoming or why. Then one day, we look at ourselves and wonder who we are and how we got there.
53-No matter how good a person you are there will always be someone criticizing you.
54-Ray says crazy is good, crazy is free, crazy is me..
55-To be challenged is inevitable to be defeated is optional. …
56-God Gives every bird it’s food, But he does not throw it into it’s nest.
57-I want a real relationship, not a facebook one..
58-The secrets of happiness is to count your blessings while others are adding up their troubles.
59-The Bus: When you are trying to catch it, it drives so fast. When you are in it. Its so damn slow.
60-I know eventually it will all be alright but right now it’s not.
61-Sometimes you just need to distance yourself from people. If they care, they’ll notice. If they don’t, you know where you stand.
62-I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..!
63-I am not as good as I should be, I am not as good as I could be but thank GOD I am better than I used to be.
64-I asked God to keep me safe from my enemies and my friends began to diminish. Thats strange.
65-Respect is not a given right, nor can it be demanded. It is earned..
66-Live without pretending, Love without depending, Listen without defending, Speak without offending.
67-Who seeks shall find.
68-I love people who can make me laugh, when I don’t even want to smile.
69-Every mother on earth gave birth to child except my mother, She gave birth to Legend!
70-Sarcasm the ability to insult someone without realizing them.
71-It is not what you can do for your country, but what you can do for all of mankind.
72-Never settle for less when you KNOW you deserve the BEST..
73-I am so single that for me GF means grandfather 😀
74-Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.
75-Can I have my heart back now please.
76-Every day may not be good… but there’s something good in every day.
77-Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
78-Love hath made thee a tame snake.
79-Never say goodbye, because saying goodbye means going away. And going away means forgetting.
80-Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
81-Problem of solving a problem is not a problem, but when a problem solves a problem without any problem then the problem is not at all a problem. Any problem?
82-Hey there! WhatsApp is using my Internet Data Balance 😀
83-Don’t assume your partner knows about everything you expect in a relationship. Let him know. A relationship should be based on communication, not on assumptions.
84-I found the reason to smile, the day I found you.
85-A rumor goes in one ear and out of many mouths.
86-Nobody has a perfect life. Everybody has their own problems. Some people just know how to deal with them without revealing it.
87-Im not looking for someone who has everything. But someone who has time to spend with me more than anything.
88-Dear LOL, Thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.
89-What if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again.
90-Your life is a gift from the Creator. Your gift back to the Creator is what you do with your life.
91-A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it but it won’t go anywhere.
92-Young men want to be faithful, and are not, old men want to be faithless, and cannot.
93-A king only bows down to his queen.
94-Learn from yesterday, live for today and hope for tomorrow.
95-No matter how “busy” a person is, if they really care, they will always find the time for you.
96-I can’t, but together we can
97-Don’t waste your time on revenge.Those you hurt you will eventually face their own karma.
98-Are all the men in this place shy?
99-Some people try to understand, but nobody can know what living like this is like.
100-Says “Don’t consider past mistakes regrets, consider them as lessons learned.
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