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1-Anger is a feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your MIND.
2-You never leave my mind even when I have a million things to worry about.
3-Every single moment counts. When you add them all up, they equal your life.
4-Sometimes what you want is not what you get but in the end, what you get is so much better than what you wanted.
5-When the world says “GIVE UP” Hope whispers, Try it one more time.
6-If you love someone and want to get into relation then get into relation with your Lover not with his/her Past.
7-I wish there was a camera that showed the beauty of people on the inside, not the outside.
8-Everybody is beautiful to somebody.
9-People think being alone makes you lonely. I don’t think thats true. Being surrounded by the wrong people is the loneliest thing in the world.
10-Excuse me! Ye lijiye aapki soch. Mujhe giri hui mili thi. 😛
11-I dont change , i just grew up. You shud try it once 😉
12-Relationships are like a Book. It takes years to write but second to burn.
13-Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit.
14-There is no elevator to success. You have to take the stairs.
15-Cant find a status that matches my mood at this very moment.
16-Stupid conversations make sense when you are talking to someone special.
17-You are what I always wanted.
18-God knows who belongs in your life and who doesn’t. Trust and let go. Whoever is meant to be there, will still be there.
19-It’s not the presence of someone that brings meaning to your life but its the way that someone touches your heart which gives your life a beautiful meaning.
20-Warning, it’s not safe to talk to me at the moment..
21-You may lose the people you have. You may lose the things you have. But no matter what happens …. Never lose yourself.
22-History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
23-Never tell your problems to anyone…20% don’t care and the other 80% are glad you have them.
24-If you expect the world to be fair with you b’coz you are fair with them. It’s like expecting a lion not to eat you b’coz you don’t eat lion.
25-In any relationship, when attachment dies, formalities are born and when formalities born then nothing remains.
26-When I am making a decision, I always try to follow my heart.
27-I am perfectly happy being single ….. Until I see a happy couple 🙁
28-Once you care about a person, it’s impossible to be logical about them anymore.
29-The best kind of relationship in the world is the one in which a sorry and a smile can make everything back to normal again.
30-Education is the most powerful weapon, you can use to change the world.
31-Respect is for those who deserve it, not for those who demand it.
32-Never judge a book by it’s cover, or even after you have only read a few chapters, you should never voice an opinion until you know the entire story.
33-My life isn’t perfect, but it does have perfect moments.
34-I am who I am, Your approval is not needed.
35-They ignore you now but they will need you later, thats life.
36-Make each day count, enjoy all the little things in life b’coz why waste it on things you will regret later on?
37-Success woke me up, Motivation made me breakfast, Destiny gave me my agenda and the Lord gave me his blessings.
38-I’m not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME !
39-Laziness is the mother of all bad habbits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.
40-That awkward moment when you want to talk but your friend won’t shut up.
41-If they can’t do their part, they don’t deserve your heart.
42-Love distils desire upon the eyes, love brings bewitching grace into the heart.
43-Set your goals high, and don’t stop till you get there.
44-Strength is not about how much you can handle before you break, it’s about how much you can handle after you break.
45-The secret to happiness is not in doing what one likes to do, but in liking what one has to do.
46-Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
47-Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies.
48-Candy Is dandy, But liquor Is quicker.
49-You can fix your future, but you can’t change the past, so make the most love because it won’t always last.
50-I can’t change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
51-QUIET! I can’t hear you and all the voices in my head at the same time!
52-It’s not the mistake that matters; it’s how you deal with it, what you learn from it, and how you apply that lesson to your life.
53-It`s the hardest thing to let someone go when you have no other choice but to let go.
54-I want a cute relationship where we can laugh, play, cuddle all day long and just be damn happy together.
55-If you love someone put their name in a circle not a heart because hearts can break but circles go on.
56-Teaching is the profession that creates all others.
57-I love your smile and the way you make me smile.
58-The sky isn’t always blue. The sun doesn’t always shine. So it’s okay to fall apart sometimes.
59-If it does not feel right to you, then maybe it’s not right for you.
60-More tears are shed over answered prayers than unanswered ones.
61-Falling in love is like the rain … It’s unpredictable!
62-When you give lot of importance to someone in your life, you lose your importance in their life.
63-The longest five minutes are the last five minutes of a lecture while the shortest five minutes are the last five minutes of an exam.
64-True love is rare, and its the only thing that gives life real meaning.
65-Mistakes are sometimes the best memories.
66-Sometimes, change is what’s best. Strength can be measured not by holding on but by letting go.
67-Sometimes we waste too much time to think about someone that does not think about us for 1 second.
68-No matter how strong a person is, they have a weak point and sometimes all they need is a hug.
69-Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.’
70-The only person you should try to be better than is the person you were yesterday.
71-6 Keys to a healthy relationship, friendship, freedom, honesty, trust, understanding and communication.
72-Strength is nothing more than how well we hide the pain.
73-Life is weird, first you wanna grow up, then you wanna be a kid again.
74-Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
75-I turned out liking you a lot more than I originally planned.
76-You don’t have to watch what you say if you watch what you think.
77-The longer you wait for something, the more you appreciate it when you get it, because anything worth having is definitely worth waiting for…
78-Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love, this is the eternal rule.
79-He who cannot love must learn to flatter.
80-Disappointments are just God’s way of saying: I have got something better. Be patient, live life and have faith.
81-Life is like Adidas and Nike, Nothing is impossible so Just Do It
82-Some people never realise the emotional and mental damage they do to others.
83-Monsters are real. Ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win.
84-1000 miles away and you are still right here in my heart and mind.
85-Do all things with love.
86-If a man whistles at you, don’t turn around. You are a lady not a dog.
87-The secret to a rich life is to have more beginnings than endings.
88-A real man wouldn’t care about your past if he seezs a future with you in the present moment.
89-Change will always come, not because it has to, not because it wants to, but because it’s necessary.
90-It`s not official until it`s on facebook.
91-I won’t try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me 😛
92-Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?
93-Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight of recognition.
94-Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.
95-When we love, it is not necessary to understand what is happening outside, because everything happens inside us instead.
96-Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror 😛
97-Respect people’s feelings. Even if it does not mean anything to you, it could mean everything to them.
98-I’m going to smile like nothing’s wrong, talk like everything’s perfect, act like it’s all a dream and pretend it’s not hurting me.
99-Trust me, everybody is kind so long as you dont disturb to them.
100-I would love to meet the teenage version of my parents 🙂