best Whatsapp Status 2022 – joker english
best Whatsapp Status 2022 , englsih status for fb and twitter & tumblr
1-Friendship is the golden thread that ties the heart of all the world.
2-Never give up on anybody, miracles happen everyday.
3-The possibilities are endless once we decide to act.
4-You can’t live your life for other people; you have gotta to do what’s right for you, even if it hurts the people you love.
5-The best way to screw up your life is to listen to others when they tell you how to live it.
6-We are very good lawyers for our own mistakes, but very good judges for the mistakes of others.
7-When men and women are able to respect and accept their differences then love has a chance to blossom.
8-Everytime i drink i get awesome 🙂
9-If you miss someone, that means you are lucky. It means you had someone special in your life, someone worth missing.
10-Crying is women’s way of winning by Duckworth Lewis method. 😀
11-If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel.
12-Don’t you wish people could be like money, so you could hold them up to the sun and see which ones are fake and who are real.
13-Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
14-Dont regret for people who left you in half,for you will realise in future that they never belonged to you
15-What consumes your mind, control your life.
16-Don’t trust people whose feelings change with time. Trust people whose feelings remain the same, even when the time changes.
17-Sometimes, the questions are more important than the answers.
18-Sometimes you have to forgive and forget. Forgive them for hurting and forget they even exist.
19-Never expect things to happen. It’s better to feel surprised than to feel disappointed.
20-A most important lesson taught by nature. Only after destruction there is construction. Only on letting go will new opportunities crop up.
21-One Of The Hardest Things To Do.Is To Delete Old Messages That Once Meant A Lot To You.
22-God will never take anything away from you without giving you something so much better.
23-Always remember to smile. You may not know it, but someone might be dying to see that smile everyday.
24-STUDY? The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
25-I may not have everything I want in life but I’m blessed enough to have all that I need. For this I’m grateful.
26-The only way to accept an insult is to ignore it. If you cant ignore it, than top it. If you cant top it, then laugh at it. If you cant laugh, you deserved it.
27-There is no heaven like mutual love.
28-I would rather commit adultery than drink a glass of beer.
29-Live for today, because yesterday is over and tomorrow may never come.
30-Its December and Couples are dating and Singles are waiting 🙂
31-Work like you don’t need the money, love like you’ve never been hurt and dance like no one is watching!!!
32-As long as there is someone in the sky to protect me, there is no one on the earth who could break me.
33-It doesn’t matter what other people think of you, it only matters what you think of you. Don’t change because one person doesn’t like you.
34-You become like the 5 people you spend the most time with. Choose carefully.
35-90% of what is considered IMPOSSIBLE” os infact possible. The other 10% will become possible with the passage of time and technology.
36-To alcohol! The cause of – and solution to – to all of life’s problems.
37-It doesn’t matter if the guy is perfect or the girl is perfect, as long as they are perfect for each other.
38-Every night we go to bed without any assurance of being alive the next morning but still we set the alarm to wake up.. That’s called hope.
39-Sometimes no matter how much you try to speak your heart out, words aren’t just enough to describe how you truly feel.
40-I feel like a Indiana Jones, b’coz you are the treasure I am looking for.
41-Dear crush, fall in love with me. ^_^
42-But to see her was to love her, love but her, and love her forever.
43-When you know it’s real when you know it’s right, don’t let anything stand in your way.
44-I fell in love with the most unexpected person on the most unexpected time.
45-Dont believe the doubted one and dont doubt the believed one.
46-Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who you are, and your reputation is only what people think of you.
47-If APPLE made a car, would it have windows?
48-For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
49-Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
50-I have built a wall, not to block anyone out but to see who loves me enough to climb over it.
51-Wisdom is knowing when to speak your mind and when to mind your speech.
52-ANGER is only one letter short of DANGER.
53-BUT is just a word you use when you’re afraid to try.
54-Dont use your words to describe the situation. Use your words to change the situation.
55-Either you control your attitude or it controls you..
56-Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there’s dream, there is hope and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living.
57-Don’t cheat. If you’re not happy just leave.
58-Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!
59-When someone loves you they don’t have to say it; you can tell by the way they treat you.
60-Why is it that the things that mean the most to us are the things we are most likely to never admit?
61-I never wanted to be famous. I only wanted to be great.
62-A relationship is like standing on wet cement. The longer you stand, the more difficult is to leave.
63-When we are depressed we expect love from others but when we are happy we just forget to give love to the depressed one.
64-Never let life discourage you; Everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was.
65-Stay committed to your decisions, but stay flexible in your approach.
66-Things that come for free are the most expensive in life.
67-Never apologize for being you.
68-Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude.
69-It’s beautiful when two strangers become best friends, it’s terribly depressing when two best friends become strangers.
70-We’re not born winners, we’re not born losers.. We are born CHOOSERS
71-The best feeling in the world is when you KNOW your heart is smiling..
72-I love sleeping but I never want to go to bed early.
73-Beauty is skin deep but attitude is to the bone !
74-The worst disease in the world is fear, and i am AFRAID of it..
75-Reality has exiled me; I am no longer bound by it’s laws.
76-Sometimes letting go of the person isn’t enough, sometimes you have to let go of your memories with them too.
77-People can be divided into three groups: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened.
78-People always say to follow your heart, but what they dont tell you is that if you follow your heart, it doesn’t mean there will be a happy ending.
79-What you see on the outside is usually the opposite of what’s on the inside.
80-I like you, but I got to have some self-respect too !
81-I remember everything I choose to forget.
82-As you start and end your day, say THANK YOU for every little things in your life. And you will come to realize how blessed you truly are.
83-One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool.
84-Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.
85-It is during the worst times of your life that you will get to see the true colors of the people who say they care for you.
86-It is not he bad memories that make you sad but the best ones that you can’t bring it back.
87-No matter how talented you are, not everybody will like you. That’s life.
88-All a person needs is a hand to hold, and a heart to understand.
89-Working for the weekend, like everybody…
90-If you’re absent during my struggle, don’t expect to be present during my success.
91-Never stop believing. Magic is just science we don’t understand. Every original idea was considered insanity at first.
92-People are gonna hurt you, but its your decision who gets a second chance.
93-The first person that you think of in the morning and the last person you think of in the night is either the cause of your happiness or the cause of your pain.
94-Anyone can make you happy by doing something special but only someone special can make you happy without doing anything.
95-Relax we’re all crazy it’s not a competition!
96-There are hundreds of languages … but a smile speaks them all.
97-You don’t need to know everything in life, just the things that make you happy
98-The moment you are ready to quit is usually the moment right before a miracle happens. Don’t give up.
99-The true measure of compatibility is not the years spent together… but how good you are for each other.
100-When your enemies are making mistakes, don’t interrupt them.