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1-The wisest man is he who does not fancy that he is so at all.
2-Happiness comes with a price tag. If you are smiling, you have already paid for it in past.
3-God has made someone for everyone and I know it is you with whom I would like to be forever.
4-Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
5-Be thankful for the bad things in life. They open your eyes to the good things you weren’t paying attention to before.
6-Never give your secret to anyone because if you can’t keep it to yourself don’t expect others to.
7-Do I turn left, when nothing is right? Or do I turn right, when there’s nothing left?
8-Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
9-I cannot believe you are breaking up with me! Did all those LIKES on your DP mean nothing to you?f
10-The awkward moment when someone likes your picture that you posted 8 months ago.
11-If you don’t understand my silence, then you don’t deserve my words.
12-The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to stay where you are.
13-I am the type of person who wants to get good grades but doesn’t want to study 🙂
14-It’s amazing how you walked into my life and now I can’t even remember how I lived without you.
15-Experience is a cruel teacher. It gives you exam first and lesson later.
16-An empty web browsing history is a sure sign of pure guilt. 😉
17-Love is the only thing that power cannot command and money cannot buy.
18-Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller with every mistake you make…
19-Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it.
20-Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.
21-God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say “thank you”?
22-Nothing is permanent in this world; not even our troubles.
23-You can replace me but you can’t replace the memories you had with me.
24-God give us only one heart. We have to find the other one.
25-You will not change yourself for anyone but you will be automatically changed when you are addicted towards someone.
26-Stop being afraid of what could go wrong, and start being positive about what could go right!
27-Life is a puzzle game, you just need to find the right pieces.
28-The best time to do something worthwhile is between yesterday and tomorrow.
29-Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
30-It seems to me that the harder I try the harder I fall.
31-EGO is the only requirement to destroy any relationship. So SKIP the E and Let it GO.
32-Loving someone is madness ! I am HAPPY when people call me MAD.
33-People who never fail are people who learn the least. Don`t be afraid to fail. Grab the lesson, fight better!
34-Think positive and positive things will happeen.
35-Girl’s eyes are faster than GOOGLE in searching handsome guy but girl’s heart is slower than a turtle in forgetting a boy that she loved.
36-When I close my eyes, I see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss you.
37-Age does not protect you from love, but love to some extent protects you from age.
38-You can`t face the problem if the problem iz your face.
39-My mind tells me to give up, my heart won’t let me.
40-The happiest couples never have same characters. They have the best understanding of their differences.
41-Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
42-Happiness is not ready made thing. It comes from your own actions. So if you want to be happy. Plan your actions accordingly.
43-The true beauty of a woman is her ability to make a man better in every way.
44-Life is unfair but sometimes it is unfair in our favour.
45-The best place in the world is in the arms of someone who will not only hald you at your best but will pick you up and hug you tight at your weakest.
46-When I think of you, I don’t think of tomorrow.
47-When you are happy, you enjoy the music but when you are sad, you understand the lyrics.
48-The world is full of nice people…… If you can’t find one, be one.
49-Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end then stop.
50-Everytime I think of you, I get the biggest smile on my face and you still don’t understand how much you mean to me.
51-In life, problems continuously come and go. It never stops. So just enjoy, learn, and face it!
52-We are what we ‘DO’… Not what we ‘DID’.
53-I can’t change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
54-It takes a long time to grow young.
55-No matter how much i try to forget you, you’ll always be a part of me.
56-If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook profile; Try changing your status to SINGLE and wait 2-3 minutes.
57-Wonders, do you do anything on your own or does everyone else think and make your decisions for you?
58-It hurts when something good ends, but it hurts even more if you cling to it, knowing that its not there.
59-Remember the past, but don’t live in it.
60-When a girl cries over a guy, she really loves him. When a guy cries over a girl, he will never love another girl like her.
61-GOD understands our prayers even when we can’t find the words.
62-Ego is just like a dust in the eye … without clearing the dust you can’t see anything clear … so clear the ego and see the world.
63-Remember that wherever your heart is, there you will find your treasure.
64-Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the most terrible poverty.
65-Live for moments you cant put into Words.
66-Absence diminishes little passions and increases great ones, as wind extinguishes candles and fans a fire.
67-I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you?
68-GOD has something better for me. I just have to wait.
69-Sometimes you have to know when to stop hoping.
70-Love in your heart wasn’t put there to stay Love isn’t love until you give it away.
71-Feelings and emotions are unstable. And should never be the reason for your permanent decisions and choices that you make.
72-Just remember; someone loves everything you hate about yourself.
73-If you are still looking for a happy ending I suggest you start searching for a new beginning.
74-I love you more today than I did yesterday, but not as much as I will tomorow.
75-No matter how strong of a person you are, there’s always someone who can make you weak.
76-Nothing improves the memory more than trying to forget.
77-Sometimes we cant choose the music life gives us but we can definitely choose how we dance.
78-The less attention you give someone, the more they`ll give you.
79-Some people are more interested in other people’s life than their own.
80-Cheating is easy …. try something more challenging … like being faithful.
81-A person who asks a question is a FOOL for five minutes, A person who doesn’t is a FOOL forever.
82-Respecting a women is the best way to tell her how beautiful she is…
83-Happy on the outside, but simply dieing on the inside.
84-Move on. It’s just a chapter in the past. But don’t close the book, just turn the page.
85-They say a picture is worth a thousand words but when I look at yours, Im speechless.
86-True Love is a friendship set on fire.
87-Words are seeds. They land in our hearts. Be careful what you plant and careful what you say. You might have to eat what you planted one day.
88-I always wonder if someone somewhere is doing the same exact thing as I AM.
89-The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
90-I might not be the best, but I’ll give you my best.
91-F.A.M.I.L.Y is one of the strongest words anyone can say, because the letters of FAMILY means Father And Mother I Love You..
92-Life is too short to start your day with broken pieces of yesterday, it will definitely destroy your wonderful today and ruin your great tomorrow.
93-A real man never stops showing his girl how much he loves her even after he has her.
94-Relationships do not need promises, terms, and conditions. It just needs two wonderful people, one who can trust and one who can understand.
95-Can you catch? I think I’m falling for you.
96-Your beauty really shakes my mind which observes my obnoxious rude behavior.
97-Have faith. When GOD gives you a dream, he will give you the opportunities to achieve it.
98-Sometimes you have to do what’s best for you and your life, not what’s best for everyone else.
99-If you dont understand my silence, how will you understand my words?
100-The best thing about a picture is that it never changes even when the people in it do.
101-The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman’s heart.
102-God does not create a lock without its key and God does not give you problems without its solutions! TRUST HIM.
103-The difference between CAN and CANNOT are only three letters. Three letter that determine your life direction.
104-The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is.
105-Always remember, It has to be dark for the stars to appear.
106-Mistake is a single page of life but relation is a complete book. So don’t lose a full book for a single page.
107-A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.
108-One day i really want to say- I MADE IT.
109-You never love someone because they are beautiful; they are beautiful because you LOVE them.
110-I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.
111-The best revenge is moving on and getting over it…. Don’t give someone the satisfaction of watching you suffer.
112-We are jealous of people who we consider to have the perfect life, but always know, there’s scars and secrets behind everyone’s smile.
113-I love those random memories that make me smile no matter what is going on in my life right now.
114-I love those random memories that make me smile no matter what is going on in my life right now.
115-Meaningful silence is always better than meaningless words.
116-Sometimes removing some people out of your life makes room for better people.
117-The more you hide your feelings, the more they show. The more you deny your feelings, the more they grow.
118-A hundred hearts would be too few to carry all my love for you.
119-I won’t cry for you, my mascara is too expensive 😛
120-Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
121-If you don’t care, stop talking about it.
122-Never waste time on someone who does not have time for you. be with someone who will say “time is wasted if I am not with you”
123-That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer is not even one of the choices.
124-Rose is flower that loves for an hour! FRIENDSHIP is a tower that lives FOREVER.
125-Don’t do homework save paper! 😛
126-If you want to fly with eagles than stop swimming with ducks.
127-Without you, I have nothing. But with you, I have everything.
128-A woman who doesn’t ask for anything DESERVES everything.
129-Always be happy, always wear a smile, not b’coz life is full of reasons to smile but b’coz your smile itself is a reason for many others to smile.
130-If you earn your bread well many people will come to apply butter.
131-Love and the gentle heart are but the same thing.