50 Short Cool Whatsapp and facebook Status in English 2023 – joker english
1-Your looks don’t make you Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful.
2-Please don’t get confused between my my attitude and personality!
3-I’M Not A Second Option. You Either Choose Me Or Lose Me.
4-Teachers Only Teach The Rules.. But Winners, Winners Make The Rules.
5-ME + my room + music + INTERNET connection + no study = a perfect day
6-Shes My Best Friend. Break Her Heart. I’Ll Break Your Face.
7-Nowadays, “Cool” means: “I really don’t care”.
8-Never too busy to be happy 🙂
9-Don’t judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.
10-Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software.. It’s called #Sunday, please fix it!
11-FBI, Open the door!.. Uh.. no .. it’s cool when you break in.
12-I am not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I am right.
13-Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, you must keep moving.
14-Going to Macdonald for a salad is like going to prostitute for a hug.
15-Why is ‘Monday’ so far from ‘Friday’ and ‘Friday’ so near to ‘Monday’??
16-People are like ‘MuSic’ some say the ‘TrUth’ and rest, Just noise.
17-Always trying to cool my self.
18-Your profile picture is a car.. that’s cool I didn’t know you were a transformer
19-Yes I am smiling and you’re not the reason anymore.
20-Try to solve your problem yourself.. Don’t Depend on other!
21-There comes a point in life, when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will.
22-Never too busy to be happy. 🙂
23-Oh so now I’m invisible to you? That’s cool. I’ve always wanted a superpower.
24-Maybe being nice is more important than being cool.
25-Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn’t remind you of anyone.
26-I’m jealous of my parents, i’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs 🙂
27-Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine.
28-It’s not an attitude, it’s the way I am.
29-Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.
30-Had a really great ‘Night Out’ last night, according to my police report.
31-I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can’t handle.
32-Sometimes It’s better to be alone.. No one can hurt you.
33-Some people need a HIGH-FIVE, in the face with a chair.
34-Friend: I’m so over him! Me: Cool, let’s go get a soda. Friend: HE DRANK SODA.
35-There are three sides to an argument.. my side, your side and the right side.
36-Do never compare dogs to men. Dogs are cool and faithful.. Remember that.
37-The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children
38-Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.
39-There are two type of people winner and Losser,Winner always Working Hard,Losser Always try to shortcut for win.
40-Like if: When you talk to your crush you use that ‘cool’ mood. ‘Like’ you dont really care.
41-I’m cool but Summer made me hot!
42-You’re sorry ? that’s cool. go write a book about it and let someone who actually cares read it.
43-The only reason I am fat because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
44-Don’t you just love it when you flip your pillow over and its cool on the other side 🙂
45-Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
46-The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children.
47-Or, you know.. DON’T text back.. that’s cool too.
48-Time is precious waste it wisely.
49-Dreams are just the brain’s Screen-savers.
50-I’m the dude with cool attitude
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