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Best 50 Crazy Whatsapp quotes To Make Everybody Laugh

Best 50 Crazy Whatsapp quotes To Make Everybody Laugh – joker english
Best 50 Crazy Whatsapp quotes 2023
Best 50 Crazy Whatsapp quotes 2023

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Best 50 Crazy Whatsapp quotes To Make Everybody Laugh, quotes in english for facebook and instagram

  • Kiss me and you will see how important I am.
  • I’m batter than you Ex and better then your NEXT!
  • My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
  • Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
  • C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping 🙂
  • I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday 🙂
  • Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. 😀
  • Some people have relationships and some people have patiyala.
  • Milk does the body good but DAMN how much did you drink?
  • My name is I. My problem is love. My solution is you.
  • Warning, do you think its right time to talk to me?
  • Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.
  • Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
  • If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.
  • If you wish to avoid seeing a fool, you must break your mirror 😀
  • I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
  • If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.
  • At least I can still smoke in my car.
  • Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
  • I’ll be drunk when I wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed.
  • HEY YOU, yeah I’m talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?
  • Money can’t buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE
  • When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always!
  • The definition of a beautiful girl is one who loves me 🙂
  • I don’t talk to myself, i talk to the little voices in my head that tell me to do evil cruel things to people and that’s the reason why i smile all the time..
  • Quiet people have the loudest minds.
  • I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
  • Being single doesn’t mean you don’t know anything about love, it just means you know enough to wait for it.
  • If I drink alcohol, I am an alcoholic. But if I drink fanta than . . . . . . I am fantastic!
  • Hey there whatsapp is using me.
  • Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you’re going to die.
  • When people don’t laugh at my jokes I just assume that they’re not up to my level of comedy.
  • Life is too short smile while you still have teeth.
  • 6 Peg Loading .. 😀
  • If Sunny Leone marries Sunny Deol, she will also become Sunny Deol 😛 😀 😛 😀
  • Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it’s wide use three fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.
  • Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is “Don’t you think you’ve had enough!”.
  • I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
  • If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 🙂
  • I’ve had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. 🙂
  • I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. – Sam Kinison
  • I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi 🙂
  • A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
  • Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you are so damn funny.
  • It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen
  • A lot of men and women would rather stay single b’coz they are tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.
  • You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it ..
  • Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
  • Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
  • People change, things change, time changes, priorities change, but expectations always remain the same..

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