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Best 50 Crazy Whatsapp quotes To Make Everybody Laugh

Best 50 Crazy Whatsapp quotes 2023, Crazy statuses for Facebook 2022

Best 50 Crazy Whatsapp quotes 2023, Crazy statuses for Facebook 2022

Best 50 Crazy Whatsapp quotes To Make Everybody Laugh – joker english
Best 50 Crazy Whatsapp quotes 2023
Best 50 Crazy Whatsapp quotes 2023

latest 148 Short Condolence status and Message & Wishes, condolence Quotes in english

Best 50 Crazy Whatsapp quotes To Make Everybody Laugh, quotes in english for facebook and instagram

  • Kiss me and you will see how important I am.
  • I’m batter than you Ex and better then your NEXT!
  • My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
  • Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
  • C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping 🙂
  • I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday 🙂
  • Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. 😀
  • Some people have relationships and some people have patiyala.
  • Milk does the body good but DAMN how much did you drink?
  • My name is I. My problem is love. My solution is you.
  • Warning, do you think its right time to talk to me?
  • Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.
  • Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
  • If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.
  • If you wish to avoid seeing a fool, you must break your mirror 😀
  • I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
  • If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.
  • At least I can still smoke in my car.
  • Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
  • I’ll be drunk when I wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed.
  • HEY YOU, yeah I’m talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?
  • Money can’t buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE
  • When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always!
  • The definition of a beautiful girl is one who loves me 🙂
  • I don’t talk to myself, i talk to the little voices in my head that tell me to do evil cruel things to people and that’s the reason why i smile all the time..
  • Quiet people have the loudest minds.
  • I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
  • Being single doesn’t mean you don’t know anything about love, it just means you know enough to wait for it.
  • If I drink alcohol, I am an alcoholic. But if I drink fanta than . . . . . . I am fantastic!
  • Hey there whatsapp is using me.
  • Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you’re going to die.
  • When people don’t laugh at my jokes I just assume that they’re not up to my level of comedy.
  • Life is too short smile while you still have teeth.
  • 6 Peg Loading .. 😀
  • If Sunny Leone marries Sunny Deol, she will also become Sunny Deol 😛 😀 😛 😀
  • Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it’s wide use three fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.
  • Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is “Don’t you think you’ve had enough!”.
  • I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
  • If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 🙂
  • I’ve had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. 🙂
  • I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. – Sam Kinison
  • I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi 🙂
  • A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
  • Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you are so damn funny.
  • It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen
  • A lot of men and women would rather stay single b’coz they are tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.
  • You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it ..
  • Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
  • Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
  • People change, things change, time changes, priorities change, but expectations always remain the same..

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