50 clever Status for Facebook 2023 – joker english
1-Any one need relationship advice? Message me and i will be here for anyone 🙂
2-My first name and your last name would sound great together.
3-ADMIT IT: Life would be so boring without me.
4-I am the type of person who wants to get good grades but doesn’t want to study 🙂
5-I might as well call you Google, Because you have everything that I am looking for.
6-If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.
7-Typing a long text to your crush with your true feelings but then erasing it and typing… Yeah. Ever Happened?
8-Laziness is the mother of all bad habbits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.
9-When you meet me, you think I am quiet. Then you get to know me and just wish I was quiet.
10-If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
11-Just wondering why brain cells die, skin cells die, your hair follicle die, but fat cells live FOREVER?
12-Problem of solving a problem is not a problem, but when a problem solves a problem without any problem then the problem is not at all a problem. Any problem?
13-Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.
14-LIFE is a given. LIVING is optional. Don`t be a passenger when YOU are already the CAPTAIN.
15-Some people might be less attractive but once you get to know them they are hot as hell.
16-HUMAN BRAIN: Forgets what we want to remember and remembers what we want to forget.
17-There is a thin line between insanity and genius. I, myself, am in the middle, and quite frankly, I enjoy every second of it.
18-I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you?
19-You are not to old complete your dream true!
20-No matter how long we have traveled on the wrong road, we can always turn around.
21-Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
22-The whole world is great! That is…until you wake up.
23-People wear masks to see who cares enough to see through it. I built a wall around me to see who would be brave enough to climb it.
24-If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.
25-I never look for trouble, it just always seems to find me.
26-There is something wrong with my cell phone. It does not have your number in it.
27-I won’t try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me.
28-If APPLE made a car, would it have windows?
29-Better late than never, but never late is better.
30-Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love.
31-Don’t talk to me Because I was attached easily!
32-Sometimes the best revenge is moving forward and being happy despite the people that try to drag you down.
33-Can you stop being so attractive? I`m trying to move on here..
34-Hearts know things that the eyes don’t see and feels things that the mind cannot understand.
35-When I close my eyes, I see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss you.
36-People wanna see you doing well but not better than them 🙂
37-Im a humble person, really. I’m actually much greater than I think I am.
38-If nobody love you, then you are doing something wrong..!
39-The greatest pleasure in Life is that what people say you can’t do.!
40-Everything is getting more expensive. Except for people, they are getting cheaper.
41-Never run after a bus or a girl. There will always be another one.
42-Warning, it’s not safe to talk to me at the moment..
43-Relationships are a lot like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize it’s just a bunch of crap you don’t need.
44-Happy on the outside, but simply dieing on the inside.
45-Advantages of speaking truth is that you don’t need to think to speak!
46-Don’t think about tomorrow, Think about the now!
47-In today’s world, the key to success is to delete your.. Whatsapp and Facebook account!
48-Hi – Im the girl of your dreams. Someone said you were looking for me.
49-if Any one need relationship than Msg me I am free for everyone!
50-“Be Brave” Even if you are not pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.
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