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50 clever Status for Facebook 2023

50 clever Status for Facebook 2023 – joker english
clever Status for Facebook 2023, clever status in english for whatsapp (1)
clever Status for Facebook 2023, clever status in english for whatsapp (1)

84 clever Status and quotes For Whatsapp 2023

clever Status for Facebook 2023, clever status in english for whatsapp

1-Any one need relationship advice? Message me and i will be here for anyone 🙂
2-My first name and your last name would sound great together.
3-ADMIT IT: Life would be so boring without me.
4-I am the type of person who wants to get good grades but doesn’t want to study 🙂
5-I might as well call you Google, Because you have everything that I am looking for.
6-If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.
7-Typing a long text to your crush with your true feelings but then erasing it and typing… Yeah. Ever Happened?
8-Laziness is the mother of all bad habbits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.
9-When you meet me, you think I am quiet. Then you get to know me and just wish I was quiet.
10-If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
11-Just wondering why brain cells die, skin cells die, your hair follicle die, but fat cells live FOREVER?
12-Problem of solving a problem is not a problem, but when a problem solves a problem without any problem then the problem is not at all a problem. Any problem?
13-Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken.
14-LIFE is a given. LIVING is optional. Don`t be a passenger when YOU are already the CAPTAIN.
15-Some people might be less attractive but once you get to know them they are hot as hell.
16-HUMAN BRAIN: Forgets what we want to remember and remembers what we want to forget.
17-There is a thin line between insanity and genius. I, myself, am in the middle, and quite frankly, I enjoy every second of it.
18-I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you?
19-You are not to old complete your dream true!
20-No matter how long we have traveled on the wrong road, we can always turn around.
21-Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
22-The whole world is great! That is…until you wake up.
23-People wear masks to see who cares enough to see through it. I built a wall around me to see who would be brave enough to climb it.
24-If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.
25-I never look for trouble, it just always seems to find me.
26-There is something wrong with my cell phone. It does not have your number in it.
27-I won’t try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me.
28-If APPLE made a car, would it have windows?
29-Better late than never, but never late is better.
30-Two things only a man cannot hide, that he is drunk and that he is in love.
31-Don’t talk to me Because I was attached easily!
32-Sometimes the best revenge is moving forward and being happy despite the people that try to drag you down.
33-Can you stop being so attractive? I`m trying to move on here..
34-Hearts know things that the eyes don’t see and feels things that the mind cannot understand.
35-When I close my eyes, I see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss you.
36-People wanna see you doing well but not better than them 🙂
37-Im a humble person, really. I’m actually much greater than I think I am.
38-If nobody love you, then you are doing something wrong..!
39-The greatest pleasure in Life is that what people say you can’t do.!
40-Everything is getting more expensive. Except for people, they are getting cheaper.
41-Never run after a bus or a girl. There will always be another one.
42-Warning, it’s not safe to talk to me at the moment..
43-Relationships are a lot like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize it’s just a bunch of crap you don’t need.
44-Happy on the outside, but simply dieing on the inside.
45-Advantages of speaking truth is that you don’t need to think to speak!
46-Don’t think about tomorrow, Think about the now!
47-In today’s world, the key to success is to delete your.. Whatsapp and Facebook account!
48-Hi – Im the girl of your dreams. Someone said you were looking for me.
49-if Any one need relationship than Msg me I am free for everyone!
50-“Be Brave” Even if you are not pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.

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