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Best 50 Crazy Whatsapp quotes 2023, Crazy statuses for Facebook 2022

Best 50 Crazy Whatsapp quotes 2023, Crazy statuses for Facebook 2022 – joker english
Best 50 Crazy Whatsapp quotes To Make Everybody Laugh, quotes in english for facebook and instagram
Best 50 Crazy Whatsapp quotes To Make Everybody Laugh, quotes in english for facebook and instagram

Best 50 Crazy Whatsapp quotes 2023

1-I cannot tell you how grateful I am, I am filled with humidity.

2-For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember thats where the knives are kept. 🙂

3-Boys think of girls just ike books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eye, they won’t bother to read what’s inside.

4-I hate when I am about to hug someone really s3xy and my face hits the mirror.

5-Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbouring table n wish you”d ordered that.

6-Relationships would be easier if people came with a CLEAR HISTORY button.

7-I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

8-After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy.

9-Gravity always gets me down. 🙂

10-You can never really say what’s on your mind, when your family is on Facebook.

11-The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited” 🙂

12-If school has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 🙂

13-I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos. 😀

14-What i if told you…you the read first line wrong… same with the second… :p

15-My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lol

16-I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice 🙂

17-Only fools fall in love and I guess I’m one of them 🙂

18-When I see you, I miss your smile. When I see your smile, I miss your hug. When you hug me, I want your kiss …… Oh I’m just so crazy about you.

19-Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.

20-Dear mom and dad, when I lie to you, it’s for your own good. 😛

21-Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are already taken.

22-Press “like” if you are crazy.

23-Its crazy how much you let someone hurt you without realizing it.

24-At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.

25-Girls work on their looks but not their minds b’coz they know boys are stupid, not blind.

26-If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.

27-I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. 🙂

28-I know the door to your heart belongs to another, but I think I can slip in through the window.

29-GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.

30-Every time I drink I get awesome 🙂

31-Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.

32-Thanks to Google, Wikipedia, and whoever the hell invented copy and paste. Thank you Guys.

33-The awkward moment when you enter class late and everyone stares at you.

34-I’m a Teenager: I have a messy room. I spend most of my time online. I have private shit on my phone. I go to bed late do whatever the fuck I like and I’m crazy about 1 person.

35-The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exam or are in love.

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Crazy statuses for Facebook 2022

  • I speak two languages, Body and English.
  • They don’t know that we know they know we know.
  • You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.
  • Don’t think too much, you’ll create a problem that wasn’t even there in the first place.
  • Aging is inevitable, Maturing is optional.
  • How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
  • I’m not crazy, I’m just special.
  • I’ve been thinking. I know, it scares me too..
  • Being someones FIRST may be great but being LAST is perfect…
  • It’s funny how people judge other’s mistakes while they also do the same thing.
  • Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that. – Mitch Hedberg
  • If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
  • I don’t believe that love comes to those who wait. Today love comes to those who flirt. LOLz
  • She loves me or not but I love her a lot. 😛
  • Am i the only one who gets this random urge to help old ladies half way across the street and leave them there?

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