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1-Happiest people don’t have the best of everything, they just make the best of everything.
2-The world means a lot more when people mean the world to each other.
3-People only realize what they had after they lose it so hold on what you have and never ever let it go.
4-Friendship makes prosperity more brilliant, and lightens adversity by dividing and sharing it.
5-I tried to be normal. Worst two minutes of my life.
6-My love for you is like a ring; it has no beginning and no end.
7-If 5 seconds of smile can make a photograph more beautiful then just imagine, if you keep always smiling, how beautiful your life will be.
8-I feel like a Indiana Jones, b’coz you are the treasure I am looking for.
9-People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.
10-There is nothing wrong with change, if it is in the right direction.
11-No matter how many gorgeous faces you set your eyes upon, if you already set your heart for someone, you will hardly notice anyone.
12-Everyone is beautiful in their own way because God makes no mistakes.
13-I may not always be with you, but when we are apart remember you will be with me right inside my heart.
14-What you never did you should. These things are fun, and fun is good.
15-The only people I need in life are those that really care, Not the ones that use you and treat you unfair.
16-Your past is done, so forget it. Your future is yet to come, so dream it. But your present is now, so live it.
17-If you chase two rabbits, both will escape.
18-A woman either loves or hates; she knows no medium.
19-We will flip a coin to determine our future. Head, we will be together. Tail, we will flip again.
20-You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks. Just ignore them and keep going.
21-Sometimes the best way to get someone’s attention is to stop giving them yours.
22-Use everyday as an opportunity to make tomorrow even more better.
23-I want to travel the world with two things on my hands. Camera on my right and HIS hand on my left.
24-All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love.
25-Being defeated is often temporary, giving up makes it permanent.
26-What is the main reason for failure? I think its EXAMS. What do you think?
27-God is not interested in your art but, your heart.
28-Attraction is the temporary love but love is the permanent attraction just a game of words but makes lot of difference in life.
29-My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
30-Life is too short to spend with someone who makes your days difficult.
31-I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what i am saying.
32-The skin of a scar is stronger than the original, less aware of pain…
33-Standing alone doesn’t mean I am alone. It means I am strong enough to handle things all by myself.
34-Telling people how you really feel is probably the hardest thing ever.
35-Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
36-I never look for trouble, it just always seems to find me.
37-Take care of your thoughts when you are alone, and take care of your words when you are with peoples.
38-I don’t have time to hate people,who hate me.because, I’m too busy in loving people who love me.
39-In an emergency, I`d probably write status about it before calling the police.
40-While you’re busy looking for the perfect person, you’ll probably miss the imperfect person who could make you perfectly happy..
41-Never be fooled by what you see on the outside, b’coz on the inside it’s often a different story.
42-Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person’s life. For better or for worse.
43-People who truly deserve your trust are those who will never have the courage to lie to you.
44-Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
45-Just because you have a heart, it does not make you a human. You need to have emotions in that.
46-Don’t waste your life trying to impress other people. Do what you love and love what you do.
47-Anything with you means everything to me.
48-Keep correcting your little mistakes, B’coz nobody slips down by hills, but just slips by little stones.
49-Don’t treat people as bad as they are ….. treat them as good as you are.
50-Life would be perfect if, some girls had mute buttons, some guys had edit buttons, bad times had fast forward buttons, and good times had pause buttons.
51-Sometimes the person who made you stronger, is also your greatest weakness.
52-Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant.
53-The best gift you can give to someone is your time. Because you give them somothing you can never get back.
54-Sometimes you have to let go of your fear to catch your destiny…
55-Love is a fire but whether it’s going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
56-Genius by birth evil by nature human by chance..
57-Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and focus on what could go right.
58-And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.
59-There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?
60-Memory is deceptive because it is colored by today’s events.
61-Sometimes love won’t make sense in the beginning, but if it’s true, it’ll work out in the end, and that’s what makes it so beautiful.
62-More people would learn from their mistakes if they weren’t so busy denying them!!!
63-It’s easy to fool the eye but it’s hard to fool the heart.
64-Half of our mistakes in life arises from feeling where we ought to think, and thinking where we ought to feel.
65-You’ll never be brave if you don’t get hurt. You’ll never learn if you don’t make mistakes. You’ll never be successful if you don’t encounter failure.
66-If you cheat on someone who is willing to do anything for you, you actually cheated yourself out of true loyalty.
67-Mans are many but money is money 😀
68-First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.
69-Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
70-Somewhere there’s someone who dreams of your smile and finds in your presence that life is worthwhile so when you are lonely remember its true somebody somewhere is thinking of you.
71-Lets find some beautiful place to get lost.
72-Be with someone who brings out the best in you, not the stress in you.
73-Nothing lasts forever, not even your problems. Stay positive.
74-The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
75-Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also growing OLD.
76-We do not remember days. We remember moments. So enjoy every moment.
77-Sometimes, you end up losing yourself trying to hold onto someone who doesn’t care about losing you.
78-No family is perfect, we argue, we fight, we even stop talking to each other at times but in the end, family is family … the love will always be there.
79-I hate the moment when suddenly my anger turns into tears :-/
80-Before you assume, learn the facts. Before you judge, understand why. Before you hurt someone, feel. Before you speak, think.
81-Of course I’m not perfect; there’s a crack in my ass!
82-Always stand up for what you think is right, even if you are the only one standing.
83-Sometimes people are beautiful. Not in looks, not in what they say, just in what they are.
84-Life was much easier when APPLE and BLACKBERRY were just fruits.
85-Love your enemies.It’ll confuse them..
86-No matter how much it hurts right now, one day you will look back and realize it changed your life for the better.
87-Face your problems don’t Facebook your problems.
88-I wish my brain had a map to tell me where my heart should go.
89-Do not think about the past. Accept the present. Think for the future and face tomorrow with a sweet and beautiful smile.
90-Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
91-Remember that very little is needed to make a happy life.
92-Failure is always temporary, only giving up makes it permanent.
93-Without love, we feel nothing. Without dreams, we accomplish nothing. Without GOD, we are nothing.
94-Don’t play stupid with me, I am better at it..
95-What you get in life is what you have the courage to ask for.
96-The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes.
97-GOD has perfect timing, never early, never late. It takes a little patience and it takes a lot of faith. but it’s worth the wait.
98-I’m jealous of my parents.. I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs !
99-I dont care if anyone does not like me. I was not born in this world to entertain everyone.
100-Sometimes people try to expose what’s wrong with you because they can’t handle everything that’s right about you.