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Best Crazy Facebook Statuses 2023, latest english whatsapp status 2022
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Best Crazy Facebook Statuses 2023
- I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers. I mean, am i that hot?
- Dear Food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat 🙂
- Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.
- In Modern Politics, Even The Leader Of The Free World Needs Help From The Sultan Of Facebookistan!
- Sometimes its better to bunk the class instead of attending it Cause today wen I look back, my marks never make me laugh but memories d…
- Accept the craziness. Life will be a bore without it.
- I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day. 🙂
- Babies are so lucky. They can sleep all day still everyone loves them.
- I hate when ex’s say… “I am here if you need me.” like….? where were you? when we were together and I needed you?
- I don’t care if you think I’m crazy. Life is too short to be normal.
- 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
- Im a humble person, really. I’m actually much greater than I think I am.
- Arrange marriage these days is the agreement between two broken hearts.
- Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.
- We all have that one person we hate but constantly look at their facebook profile.
- TODAY has been cancelled. Go back to BED 🙂
- When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
- I’m a good boy with bad habits 😛
- I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun.
- If Your age was to be determined by the 2 last digits of your phone number, how old wil you be?
- I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!
- Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
- Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
- Its better to fail than to cheat but its better to cheat than to repeat.
- Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.
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- We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook 😀
- Nothing is illegal until you get caught 🙂
- Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
- Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. 🙂
- I know that you know that I know what you know and you know what they know so I know what you know they know, you know?
- I Like to study.. Arithmetic – NO … world history – NO …. chemistry – NO …. GIRLS – YES!
- We live in WTF generation – Wikipedia, twitter, facebook
- I was talking to myself last night and we both agreed that you’re crazy..
- Money is made of paper, paper is made of wood, and wood is made from trees. Therefore, money does grow on trees.
- Sometimes I wonder how many miles I have scrolled my mouse wheel.
- Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tigr in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
- Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy
- People never remember the million times you help them, only the one time you don’t.
- I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.
- Some people should try thinking, it’s not illegal yet
- You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee
- Flip a coin… If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine. 🙂
- Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? 🙂
- It doesn’t matter what people say about you. It matters what you’re going to do to them after they say it!
- I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep 🙂
- My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death!
- Every girl deserves ONE GUY who looks at her every day like it’s the first time he saw her. And Im that ONE GUY 🙂
- Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it
- I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later.
- I am not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time … … … lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time. 🙂
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